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The ‘God’ particle

The ‘Cloud’ like most other new-age concepts is a much abused term. What really is the Cloud? After having read several verbose and belabored definitions, a strange analogy permeated my consciousness, as if by divine inspiration.

The Cloud and God have a lot in common. In fact they have identical characteristics. And since mankind has invested a great part of its existence in defining and understanding God, most of you should be able to identify with this analogy !

If you can see or touch or manipulate Him, then you’ve got the wrong person …

If you can see or touch or ‘tweak’ software that claims to be ‘Cloud’, then its fake ! True Cloud Computing is about abstracting the all the innards, so that the only evidence of its existence even is the experience, without having a clue about where it is, what it’s made of or even who else can experience it. And the overall experience is broadly the same for everyone – if it can’t fly kites for you, then it can’t fly kites for me !

To Him who asks show me one place where there is God, I say show me one place where He isn’t …

If the experience is limited to when you’re within the confines of your corporate network or any particular infrastructure, then again what you’ve got there is the fake Cloud ! Real cloud computing is about the same experience everywhere, delivered seamlessly. Omnipresence is everything !

“No weapon can cleave Him; nor the fire burn Him, no waters can make Him wet, nor the wind dry Him up”

The ‘real’ cloud is indestructible, in that it has sufficient disaster recovery built into it so that it can survive most reasonable disasters. And mirror locations are certainly within not 100 metres of each other !

You can’t bribe Him, but if enough of you pray for the greater common good, then He will grant your wish !

We’ve already established that if you can manipulate or tweak it, then you haven’t got the real deal.  However, the Cloud does listen to its worshippers. And if enough people pray (read vote on IdeaExchange !) for something that is in the best interests of all and sundry, then be rest assured that it will be part of the next maintenance release, which by the way rolls out seamlessly ! Never underestimate the power of prayer !

And the list of metaphors can continue until eternity. In summary, the real cloud is about delivering a uniform experience seamlessly, no matter where you are, who you are or what you do. Everything else is just marketing noise.

Categories: Cloud Computing
  1. Tom F
    January 26, 2011 at 9:55 am

    Enjoyed this. Continue with the short & sweet approach!

  2. Ola
    February 18, 2011 at 12:31 am

    Very interesting.

  3. SandyQueenBee
    April 4, 2011 at 8:17 pm

    Wow, that may get me hooked on new age concepts and emerging trends in the industry! A throughly enjoyable read!

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